i'm a genius

spring weekend lessons

it had been a long weekend, and even though my memory is admittedly a little fuzzy there are many lessons to be gleaned.

1. the most important lesson is that i need to figure out where the hell campus is. being lost in the bronx is not genius, its a good thing campus is large because i walked around the entire thing trying to get inside (for reals, i walked in through the main entrance across from the botans from crotona).

2.i also learned that no matter where you go on campus there will always be a drunk crying girl, my last encounter with such a mess included drunk crying girl weaving through the parking garage hiding behind cars while i half made an effort to ask if she was ok (although to be honest i extra didnt want to get involved with her dramz, especially after an exhausting day of drinking on eddies and house parties).

3. sunscreen is good. im a genius

4. i shouldnt have cared about doing hair/putting on makeup before the dance because it was extra extra hot and everyone looked a mess

5. little victories were successfully acknowledged and celebrated… what what

6. pinky promises can act like binding contracts when necessary

-M