i'm a genius

walk the walk even if you dont know what the hell you are talking about

9 out of 10 people you meet will believe anything you say if you act like they are really dumb when they question you. true talk. no one wants to admit that they are an uninformed waste of air not to mention waste of a $50,000 a year college tuition. thus, you can convince almost all of these people of anything. the key to success is to be confident in your lie. dont back down… ever. the truly awesome bullshitter will be able to convince themselves that they are correct. even if the other person knows for a fact that you are wrong if you stand your ground while consistently implying that they are a moron, you will win. winning is really what its all about anyway, right?

ex 1:

boy: did you know that your last name means slut in croatian?

girl: no it doesnt. how would you even know that?

boy: everyone in miami knows croatian, duh

girl: oh yeah…

-M