i'm a genius

asher roth is an idiot

i love college but i hate that song.its dumb. first of all, he is obviously mad high because it is just not fast enough. he also gives horrible advice. dont put 2 condoms on you idiot, the added friction will make the chance of them breaking higher.

however, my real problem with that song is that he really really wants to be able to see what he did while inebriated the night before via a video tape of some sort. i have NEVER ever ever ever woken up from an night of wastedness and wished that i could watch my actions in the light of day. most of the time i dont even want to hear stories about what i thought was acceptable behavior after a tequila shot or seven.

drunk stories are fun, the memories are hilarious (or shameful) but i guarantee nothing pretty would come of a recording of those nights.

this, of course, only applies to those of us who still hold onto a shred or two of shame.

also, i hate women

-M