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Weekend Wisdom

Things that I learned from my experiences this weekend:

There are only three things I really need in life: puppies, beer, and weed. In that order.

Also, I should never do a kegstand, as it can result in me almost needing emergency medical services.

Furthermore, buffalo chicken pizza is the greatest drunk food I’ve ever eaten.

Finally, the greatest gift you can give a friend is a flower you plucked from outside a University building.

-L